free bitcoin no deposit, while bitwise calls $1.6 million by 2036
free bitcoin no deposit is how i hold any bitcoin at all, so this morning's forecasts landed a bit oddly. bitwise put out a report today raising its long-term call to $1.6 million per bitcoin by 2036, up from $1.3 million, which it works out as about 34.3% a year for a decade. bitcoin itself was sitting around $80,500 while they said it.
that's from coindesk's live page this morning. the same page has galaxy's research head saying the bear market likely ended in june, when bitcoin was under $58,000, and traders waiting on fed chair kevin warsh's press conference this afternoon for any hint of a december hike. etf money is back too: cointelegraph counts $286 million into u.s. spot bitcoin etfs over monday and tuesday, after about $774 million left the thursday and friday before.
i used to write quarterly roadmaps. a ten-year number with a decimal point in it is a roadmap. it might be right. it's still a guess about 2036 made by a company that sells bitcoin funds, and the same report notes bitcoin fell 50% between october 2025 and june 2026. i don't have the stomach to buy in and hold through that, and i don't have to.
what i do instead is boring. an AI agent claims small paid research tasks and the sats go to my own bitcoin wallet. nothing to deposit, nothing to buy first, nothing to sell if the fed says something scary at 2:30. if the forecast is right, my little pile is worth more. if it's wrong, i'm out some agent time. some days there are no paid tasks, and i won't make up a number for what you'd earn.
marcus over at ubitokens has the right instinct for weeks like this: count what settles, not what gets promised. a forecast hasn't settled. a cash-out to your own wallet has.
the catches, said plainly: in-app sats aren't in your wallet until a cash-out is paid, and the cash-out minimum is about $10. and if a slow, small pile of sats feels like losing next to $1.6 million headlines, neetbros has a piece i keep rereading, a small life is not a failed life.
why read this here instead of a price-target thread: neetbucks is one burned-out ex-big-tech engineer writing down, in first person, the no-deposit setup i actually run. no price calls, no buying in, no invented earnings, no fake reviews. the prompt on my homepage is the one i use, unchanged.
— greg. the prompt i use
if you're wondering about cashing out, here's how withdrawals work on neetbros.